Whether you’re an avid knife collector, a chef with a sense of humor, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, these funny knife names are sure to bring a smile to your face. From big knives to pocket knives, and even those inspired by popular video games, this list has it all. Get ready to slice through the laughter and enjoy these witty and amusing knife names.
🔪 Funny Knife Names
- Stabby McStabface
- Slice Dice
- Blade Runner
- Cuttin’ Up
- Sharpie McSharpface
- Edge Lord
- Slash Happy
- Pointy Pete
- Knife-tanic
- The Blade Crusader
🗡️ Funny Big Knife Names
- Chopzilla
- Big Bad Blade
- Mega Cutter
- Gigantor
- Slashzilla
- The Whopper Chopper
- Goliath’s Gash
- Maxi-Slicer
- Colossal Cutter
- Jumbo Blade
🍴 Funny Kitchen Knife Names
- Chef Chopper
- Mincing Mike
- Dicey Daisy
- Slicing Sally
- Choppy Chuck
- Julienne Jane
- Dicer Dan
- Culinary Cutter
- Prep Master
- Chop Suey
🗡️ Funny Pocket Knife Names
- Tiny Tyrant
- Pocket Rocket
- Mini-Slicer
- The Little Shanker
- Fold ‘n’ Fun
- Pocket Pal
- Sneaky Slice
- Button Blade
- Tiny Terrors
- Compact Cutter
🦋 Funny Butterfly Knife Names
- Flippy McFlipperson
- Swirly Slice
- Twirl ‘n’ Stab
- Butterfly Bandit
- Spinner Cutter
- Flipper Dipper
- Dancing Blade
- Whirlwind Knife
- Flicker Blade
- Twisty Tyrant
🛠️ Funny Utility Knife Names
- Handy Dandy
- Utility Beast
- The Fixer Upper
- Cut ‘n’ Run
- Mr. Multi-Tool
- Jack of All Blades
- Slice & Dice
- Do-It-All Dagger
- Fix-It-Fred
- Sharp Solutions
🔥 Funny Tactical Knife Names
- Battle Blade
- Stealthy Stabber
- Commando Cutter
- Combat Chopper
- Mission Slice
- Tactical Tickle
- Warrior’s Edge
- Assault Blade
- Recon Razor
- Field Fighter
🌲 Funny Outdoor Knife Names
- Camp Cutter
- Trail Tracker
- Bushwhacker
- Hiker’s Helper
- Wilderness Whittler
- Nature’s Edge
- Trailblazer
- Forest Friend
- Woodland Whacker
- Survival Slice
🎨 Funny Custom Knife Names
- Artful Edge
- Bespoke Blade
- Crafty Cutter
- Personalized Point
- Signature Slice
- Designer’s Dagger
- Tailor-Made Ticker
- Custom Cut
- One-of-a-Kind Knife
- Unique Edge
🌟 Funny Fantasy Knife Names
- Dragon’s Tooth
- Elf Blade
- Goblin Gash
- Wizard’s Edge
- Orc Slicer
- Magic Cutter
- Mystic Knife
- Enchanted Edge
- Fantasy Fang
- Legendary Blade
🏡 Funny Home Knife Names
- Household Hacker
- Domestic Dicer
- Home Cutter
- Family Fang
- Kitchen Companion
- Household Helper
- Everyday Edge
- Living Room Blade
- Homefront Hacker
- Family Friendly Knife
🎁 Funny Gift Knife Names
- Present Point
- Gifted Edge
- Surprise Slicer
- Holiday Hacker
- Wrapped Blade
- Gift Box Cutter
- Celebration Slice
- Festive Fang
- Party Point
- Gift Giver
🏔️ Funny Adventure Knife Names
- Explorer’s Edge
- Journey Cutter
- Adventurer’s Blade
- Quest Knife
- Rover’s Razor
- Trail Tamer
- Voyage Slice
- Wanderer’s Weapon
- Pioneer Point
- Nomad’s Knife
🎭 Funny Movie-Inspired Knife Names
- Blade Runner
- Stab Wars
- Cutthroat Island
- Edge of Tomorrow
- Slicing Private Ryan
- The Shank Redemption
- Indiana Blades
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Knife
- Point Fiction
- Razor of the Lost Ark
👑 Funny Royalty-Themed Knife Names
- King Cutter
- Queen’s Blade
- Prince Point
- Duchess Dicer
- Knight Knife
- Royal Razor
- Monarch’s Edge
- Sovereign Slice
- Noble Knife
- Crown Cutter
🧙 Funny Wizard-Themed Knife Names
- Wizard’s Whittle
- Sorcerer’s Slice
- Mage’s Edge
- Enchanter’s Blade
- Spellbinder’s Knife
- Mystic Cutter
- Arcane Razor
- Magical Stab
- Witch’s Whittle
- Conjurer’s Cutter
🏅 Funny Heroic Knife Names
- Hero’s Edge
- Champion’s Cutter
- Savior’s Slice
- Guardian’s Blade
- Defender’s Dagger
- Protector’s Point
- Rescue Razor
- Valiant Knife
- Warrior’s Whittle
- Knight’s Knife
🦄 Funny Mythical Knife Names
- Unicorn Blade
- Phoenix Feather
- Dragon Fang
- Griffin Gash
- Mermaid’s Edge
- Minotaur’s Mincer
- Sphinx Slicer
- Fairy’s Knife
- Centaur Cutter
- Troll’s Dagger
🚴 Funny Sport-Themed Knife Names
- Soccer Slicer
- Basketball Blade
- Football Fang
- Tennis Tackler
- Baseball Cutter
- Hockey Hacker
- Rugby Razor
- Golf Gash
- Cricket Cutter
- Track Tamer
🚢 Funny Nautical Knife Names
- Captain’s Cutter
- Sailor’s Slice
- Navigator’s Knife
- Mariner’s Mincer
- Buoy Blade
- Oceanic Edge
- Harbor Hacker
- Seafarer’s Slice
- Anchor’s Edge
- Voyager’s Knife
🎲 Funny Gamer Knife Names
- Console Cutter
- Joystick Jabber
- Pixel Point
- Gamer’s Gash
- Arcade Edge
- Controller’s Cutter
- High Score Slice
- Gaming Razor
- Quest Knife
- VR Blade
🏠 Funny Household Knife Names
- Home Helper
- Domestic Dicer
- Household Hacker
- Roommate Razor
- Everyday Edge
- Family Fang
- House Cutter
- Living Room Blade
- Kitchen Knife
- Domestic Dagger
🔧 Funny Tool-Themed Knife Names
- Wrench Whittler
- Hammer Hacker
- Saw Slicer
- Drill Dagger
- Screwdriver Slice
- Toolbox Cutter
- Pliers Point
- Tape Measure Knife
- Level Edge
- Clamp Cutter
🧔 Funny Beard Knife Names
- Beard Blade
- Moustache Mincer
- Whisker Whittler
- Stubble Slicer
- Goatee Gash
- Facial Hair Hacker
- Beard Buster
- Sideburn Slice
- Chin Chopper
- Moustache Cutter
🎤 Funny Music-Themed Knife Names
- Rock ‘n’ Roll Razor
- Pop Punk Point
- Jazz Jamboree
- Hip Hop Hacker
- Country Cutter
- Blues Blade
- Metal Mincer
- Classical Cutter
- Folk Fang
- Indie Edge
🎨 Funny Art-Themed Knife Names
- Painter’s Point
- Sculptor’s Slice
- Illustrator’s Edge
- Artist’s Dagger
- Crafty Cutter
- Designer’s Blade
- Creative Cutter
- Sketch Slicer
- Drawing Dagger
- Artisan’s Knife
📚 Funny Literary Knife Names
- Shakespeare’s Shank
- Poet’s Point
- Author’s Edge
- Novel Knife
- Story Slicer
- Writer’s Whittler
- Book Blade
- Literary Cutter
- Narrative Knife
- Prose Point
🚀 Funny Sci-Fi Knife Names
- Galactic Gash
- Starship Slicer
- Alien Edge
- Martian Mincer
- Cosmic Cutter
- Astro Knife
- Rocket Razor
- Space Stabber
- Interstellar Blade
- Planetary Point
🧗 Funny Adventure Knife Names
- Climber’s Cutter
- Hiker’s Helper
- Explorer’s Edge
- Backpacker Blade
- Adventurer’s Slice
- Voyager’s Knife
- Pioneer Point
- Trailblazer
- Nomad’s Knife
- Wanderer’s Whittler
🎮 Funny Gaming Knife Names
- Gamer’s Gash
- Pixel Point
- Console Cutter
- Joystick Jabber
- High Score Slice
- Quest Knife
- Arcade Edge
- Controller’s Cutter
- VR Blade
- Gamer’s Razor
🛠️ Funny DIY Knife Names
- Builder’s Blade
- DIY Dagger
- Craft Cutter
- Handyman’s Hacker
- Fix-It Fang
- Workshop Whittler
- Repair Razor
- Toolbox Knife
- Construction Cutter
- DIY Slice
🎩 Funny Fancy Knife Names
- Gentleman’s Gash
- Dapper Dagger
- Elegant Edge
- Polished Point
- Sophisticated Slicer
- Classy Cutter
- Stylish Slice
- Fancy Fang
- Refined Razor
- Debonair Dagger
🎪 Funny Circus Knife Names
- Clown Cutter
- Jester’s Jabber
- Ringmaster’s Razor
- Circus Slice
- Big Top Blade
- Carnival Cutter
- Acrobat’s Edge
- Circus Gash
- Trapeze Knife
- Juggler’s Knife
Matthew Porter is a name aficionado and the driving force behind Namezle.com. With a deep fascination for names and their stories, Matthew delves into the origins and meanings of names on his platform.
